Junior Funnies

This past week many of the English teachers in the district got together and graded junior essays. I try to make it a habit of writing down some of the more humorous sentences that students write. The following snippits are taken from anonymous papers throughout the district. Enjoy!

• Today, athletes have to depend on proteins and workouts to become beneficial players.
• After Bleier got the bad news that they were going to amputate his left leg and he ain't ever going to play football again, he went home to start working on getting his body back.
• Upon his death, Tillman was unable to play football ever again.
• People who knew him put him on a pedal stool; he intended on looking phenomenal up there.
• Herardo was small so he mostly spent his time listening to the radio.
• Webster's thesaurus defines patriotism as...
• Even if you're a sporty type of person you can still be an intelligent person.
• Bleier was known as the Steeler's fourth all-time leading rusher. He was as quick as quicksand to get that title.
• He (Bleier) returned in 1969 with an amputated foot at 168 pounds; by 1970 Bleier had recovered from his injuries.